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Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!



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Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure.

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure.



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Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?

Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi…

Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D

Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?

Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi…

Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D



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Girl’s status on Face Book:-





“Iam so sad:(”



(19 likes,172 comments)







Boy’s status:







“im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(”



(2 likes, n 1 comment:



Dekh le yr.



“Ho sake to na kar!

Girl’s status on Face Book:-





“Iam so sad:(”



(19 likes,172 comments)







Boy’s status:







“im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(”



(2 likes, n 1 comment:



Dekh le yr.



“Ho sake to na kar!



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The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn

The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn



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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
"You are so beautiful"

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
"You are so beautiful"



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A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)



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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.



Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.



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Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.



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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.



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